"...the carnival of masked doctors at the Black Death; men and women copulating in the cemeteries of Milan; cart loads of dead bodies rumbling through London's ghoul-haunted darkness--nights and days filled always, everywhere, with the eternal cry of human pain."
        -- THE PLAGUE -Albert Camus Pg. 40

"If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we'd have a pretty good time"
        -Edith Wharton (Submitted by Sara, thanks babe)
 
"Save the planet, kill yourself."
       -- Bumper Sticker

"Save a plant, eat a vegetarian."
       -- Bumper Sticker

"If it wasn't meant to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco."
       -- Anonymous

"Pornography is candy for the libido."
       -- Nosferatu

"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
       -- Anonymous

"An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys."
       -- Anonymous

"We are the weirdos mister."
       -- from The Craft, Nancy Downs (Fairuza Balk) to the bus driver

"Quick impression for you. Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck! I'm dead."
       -- from The Crow, Top Dollar

"May the lice of a thousand reindeer nest in your genitals."
       -- from The Crystal Shard, Wulfgar the barbarian (by R.A. Salvatore)

"Rebels learn the rules better than the rule-makers do. Rebels learn where
 the holes are, where the rules can but be breached. Become an expert at
 the rules. Then break them with creativity and style."
        -- from The Rules, Kristine Kathryn Rusch

"Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy."
        -- from The X Files, Scully to Fox

"The Internet is a free country!"
        -- FireThief

"Things come around, shit goes downhill gains speed."
        -- Adam Berg